Friday, March 28, 2014

Meet Fred

This is Fred. He's my pet baby jade plant. Do you guys have pet plants or am I alone? Tweet me a picture if you do!

Fridayyyy, Babysitting, and Thrift Shopping (ADD #34)

Hey Guys!
I am at a babysitting job right now. The kids are in bed and I just finished tidying up so I really have nothing to do. This job has honestly been great. I sat for three kids ages six, three, and one, and they were literally angles. We had a pillow fight, played board games, and watched the first thirty or so minutes of Frozen. 

I am overjoyed that it's Friday! School was super easy today and I don't have any homework which is always nice. I had health today and we just watched a movie in that class which was, may I say, gross! I got out of dissecting a rat in biology because the lesson rambled on, thankfully. 

After school Jackie , Jane, me, and my mom went to the thrift store. I found a dress, two jackets, a pair of jeans, AND the store owner let us choose a bracelet for free. (We thrift so much, it's kind of an issue) 

Well, I guess I'll talk to you later!
<3/ Audrey

Thursday, March 27, 2014

It's snowing!!!

It's snowing!!!

Styling Skater Skirts

Styling Skater Skirts

Mango t shirt

Jane Norman form fitting shirt
$13 -

Influence long skirt
$20 -

River Island skirt
$17 -

Converse shoes

Snow and Wreck this Journal (ADD #33)

Hey Guys!
It's snowing right now!! I officially am sick of the cold. I would much rather have it rain than have it snow. I just did the funniest thing at lunch. Cassi, Clara, Jane, Tom, Cody, Juliet and I played a pretty intense game of wreck the journal if you've never tried it, well you should. Here's a link:
We did the slide down the hallway page, destroy this page page, and the drip a liquid substance on this page page. I highly recommend it for those of you are looking for a great form of stress relief. Talk to you later!
<3/  Audrey

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

The Countdown Tag

Ten how’s:
1. How did you get one of your scars? I was sliding on my socks at my old house and I tripped.
2. How did you celebrate your last birthday? I went to the mall with Clara, Jackie, and Jane a couple of years ago
3. How are you feeling at this moment? Stuffed (I just had taco salad for dinner. Yum!!)
4. How did your night go last night? Restless
5. How did you do in high school? Right now, I guess I'm doing okay
6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing? Thrift Store!!!
7. How often do you see your best friend(s)? Every Day
8. How much money did you spend last month? $35 ish
9. How old do you want to be when you get married? I have NO idea. Maybe 25 ish
10. How old will you be at your next birthday? 15

Nine what’s:
1. Your mother's middle name? Ann
2. What did you do last weekend? I went to my grandparent's house (Road Trips, Juliet's Party, and Church)
3. What is the most important part of your life? My Family
4. What would you rather be doing? Flying
5. What did you last cry over? My Great Grandpa Died
6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? Books, Blogging, and talking to my best friends

7. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? Curly Hair. No just kidding, but I do love guys with curly hair and I don't know why. I also look for kindness to others.
8. What are you worried about? Grades
9. What did you have for breakfast? Pancakes

Eight Have you-s:
1. Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Actually, I do right now :)
2. Have you ever had your heartbroken? Yes but not in the way that you would think
3. Have you ever been out of the country? Nope
4. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Yep
5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? Yep but it was a long time ago
6. Have you ever had a romantic stroll on the beach? Nope
7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you? Nope
8. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? Yes, I do it all the time!

Seven who’s:
1. Who was the last person you saw? My mom
2. Who was the last person you texted? Funny story, (Mysterious texts, T.B., and Spring! (ADD #33))
3. Who was the last person you hung out with? Juliet
4. Who was the last person to call you? Some random person from Florida

5. Who did you last hug? My mom
6. Who is the last person who texted you? Reference to the funny story link above ^^^^
7. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? My mom

Six where’s:
1. Where does your best friend(s) live? 15-20 minutes away
2. Where did you last go? My grandparent's house
3. Where did you last hang out? Juliet's house
4. Where do you go to school? TMI
5. Where is your favorite place to be? Dream Land
6. Where did you sleep last night? In my bed

Five do’s:
1. Do you think anyone likes you? Yes actually I'm quite certain
2. Do you ever wish you were someone else? No, not really
3. Do you know the muffin man? Totally! We've been besties since I was like five
4. Does the future scare you? Yes
5. Do your parents know about your blog? Yes

Four why’s:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friend? Because it was meant to be
2. Why did you get into Blogging? I got bored
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have? They liked it. They were actually about to name me Breeze but my mom thought that it was too weird. 
4. Why are you doing this survey? Because Cassi tagged me.

Three if’s:
1. If you could have one super power what would it be? The ability to move things with my mind
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? Nope, I wouldn't be the person that I am today without the experiences I had in the past.
3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing, what would you bring? A boat

Two would-you-ever’s:
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? Depending on the person
2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? Absolutely <3

One last question:
1. Are you happy with your life right now? YESSSS!!!!!! :D


Jackie, Jane, Clara, and everybody reading this! Comment a link down below so that I can go read it.

<3/ Audrey

Mysterious texts, T.B., and Spring! (ADD #33)

Hi Guys,
Oh my gosh, I feel like an idiot. I was sitting at lunch tody and I got a text from what I thought was my friend Brie because she said that her name was Brie. I just got a new phone so I don't have any numbers. Anyways, I just talked to her like she was my friend and then she found out that I want who she thought I was. So she called me a mean name and I blocked the number. Yeesh. Some people! 

Anyways, My friend T.B. is sad because she hasn't been mentioned on here before so, T.B., consider this a shoutout. And for all of you that are wondering what T.B. stands for, well, that's for another time. I'm on the bus right now and I am hating every single second of it. Who knew that there could be so much bad stuff on a school bus. I hit my ear on a pole today. Yep. I'm a clutz. 

Well, talk to you later!
<3/ Audrey

Monday, March 24, 2014

Road Trips, Juliet's Party, and Church (ADD #32)

3:30 PM Sunday March 23 2014
Hey Guys!
Right now I am in the car on my way to my grandparents's house. It's Sunday but you won't see this untl Monday because they don't have internet at her house. My grandparents just got back from their mission in January so we haven't really had much of a chance to hang out with them since they got back.

Yesterday I went to my friend Juliet's Birthday Party and it was epic. (Before you ask, the name runs in the family and it has nothing to do with the whole Shakespeare craze back in the ninties.) We talked about boys, ate ice cream and cake, talked about boys, watched frozen, and talked about boys. What!  Is there something wrong with that?

I got Cassi's amazing chuckle on video and we died laughing over it for a good twenty minutes. I'm still trying to convince her to let me post it, or at least an audio file. (hint hint cass) . We are passing some really cool rocks right now. My grandparent's live in the middle of nowhere and there is a lot of red rock. Gosh it's so pretty where we are. We're up in the high mountains right now and there's still a lot of snow. 
I'm kind of sick of the snow honestly. Where I live, spring doesn't hit until around my birthday. (April 15 if you were wondering) We've still got a month to go until it is warm all the time. We get days that are in the fifties, which is great where I live, every once and a while but recently it's still been in the thirties to fortys. Well, I'll talk to you later. My eyes are becoming weary of my IPad screen.

<3/ Audrey 

8:30 PM
Hey Guys!
Oh my gosh its loud!! A family friend and her family came over so there are children everywhere with my three siblings and her four children. Yeesh. (is that even a word?) Anyways, we are getting ready to go to bed now and I am so ready. Something about traveling just wears me out. Either that or the cake that I just ate. I bid thee adieu. Good night!

<3/ Audrey

Friday, March 21, 2014

Health Class, Fridays, and Thrift Shopping (ADD #31)

Hey Guys! 
It seems like I always write to you when I am in health class. We just finished taking a test and I'm pretty sure I failed. I turned in some extra credit today so that might make up for my horrible score. #yikes!! Today's the last day of the term and I am so happy. I might get to go to my grandparents house this weekend so that should be fun. They live about two hours away and I never get to see them so it'll be fun hanging out with them.

I think that the best feeling you can ever experience at the end of the term is returning required reading books. YESSSSSS! What is your favorite thing about the end of the terms? Let me know in the comments down below. This term I had to read Wicked for English and it was okay I guess. I just had too much to do and I didn't really get into the book like I probobly should have. 

After school today, I get to go thrift store shopping with my mom. It is a little tradition of ours to hit the local thrift store and treasure hunt every Friday after school. I have considered doing a haul but I'm not quite sure how to approach it on a blog because I've only ever seen them on YouTube. Any advice? I guess that I could make a video but I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to commit to a YouTube channal quite yet. Maybe I'll try it in the summer. Let me know if you think it's a good idea.

Well, the bell is about to ring so I guess that I had better wrap it up. 
I'll talk to you later!

<3/ Audrey

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

End of Term, New Phone, and 2 Weeks???? (ADD #30)

Hey Guys!!!
Oh my goodness it's been a while! I am so sorry for being gone so long. This week is finals and tomorrow I have three papers due!! I just finished them so I guess that I can finally breathe. I seriously don't understand teachers who assign an end of term paper, and two days before its due, assign another one. #uggggh!!!! 

On the bright side, I got a new phone. I upgraded from the iPhone 3GS to the 4S and its so nice! I know it's not the 5 but hey, whatever works. I really should get going to bed so I will talk to you later. I promise that I'll get back on track with posting. TTYL!

<3/ Audrey 

Thursday, March 6, 2014


1: What are you wearing?  I am wearing a brown tee shirt from Mod Bod, a blue cardigan from Ann Taylor, and blue jeans from Issac Mizrahi
2: Ever been in love? Nope
3: Ever had a terrible breakup? Nope
4: How tall are you? 5″10.5" 
5: How much do you weigh? 135 ish
6: Any tattoos? Nope
7: Any piercings? My ears
8: OTP? I have no idea what that even is so comment down below and let me know.
9: Favorite Show? Doctor Who, Once Upon a Time, White Collar
10: Favorite bands? Owl City, We The Kings, T Swift, The Beatles, The 1975, One Republic
11: Something you miss? Not having to work for good grades
13: How old are you? 14, I'll be fifteen on April 15
14: Zodiac sign? I'm an Aries
15: Quality you look for in a partner? He has to be tall!!!!! I hate being tall because the dating pool is limited for tall girls where I live
16: Favorite Quote? ---> to name a few...

Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote
Good is better
17: Favorite actor? I have no idea honestly. I really like any actor that plays Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.
18: Favorite color? Jungle Green
19: Loud music or soft? Depends on my mood
20: Where do you go when you’re sad? My mom
21: How long does it take you to shower? 5 minutes
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? I get ready so fast. It never takes me more than fifteen minutes
23: Ever been in a physical fight? Nope
24: Turn on? Cute smile, Amazing Eyes, Curly Hair
25: Turn off? I will not stand to have someone insult what I stand for.
26: The reason I joined Blogger? To express myself, to make friends, to vent to the internet. 
27: Fears? Failure
28: Last thing that made you cry? Being Frustrated with my grades
29: Last time you said you loved someone? This Morning
30: Meaning behind your Blog Name? I have a very laid back, chill personality so people often say that I'm "Simple"
31: Last book you read? Pride and Popularity by Jenni James
32: The book you’re currently reading? Wicked 
33: Last show you watched? I have no idea. I don't get TV at my house so probobly a law show when I was waiting for my hair appointment a couple of weeks ago. 
34: Last person you talked to? My Mom
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted? Bestie
36: Favorite food? Quinoa
37: Place you want to visit? New York City
38: Last place you were? School
39: Do you have a crush? Of course!
40: Last time you kissed someone? Never
41: Last time you were insulted? I can't remember
42: Favourite flavour of sweet? Chocolate!!!!
43: What instruments do you play? (from order of the ones that I'm the best at to the ones I'm the worst at) Piano, Guitar, Flute, Cello, Violin, 
44: Favourite piece of jewellery? My owl necklace that I made
45: Last sport you played? Tennis
46: Last song you sang? Walking on Sunshine
47: Favourite chat up line? I can't STAND pick up lines
48: Have you ever used it? No because I don't like them
49: Last time you hung out with anyone? This morning at Clara's house.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Health Class, HUMP DAYYYYY, and Chapstick Advice (ADD #29)

Hi Guys!!
It seems like every time I update you, it is in health class. We literally have so much free time in this class. It's eight forty right now and class doesn't get out until nine ten. Uggggh. I kind of wish that we would actually learn something in here. 

Before I forget, guess what day it is?!! HUMP DAYYYYYY!!! The week is all downhill from here. I literally didn't know what hump day is until a couple of weeks ago. Why didn't anybody tell me that hump day was just another name for Wednesday. 

Do you guys know of a really good Chapstick? It is really dry where I live and I haven't been able to find a really good one. I know it's random but as my mother would say, whatever works!

Talk to you later! 
<3/ Audrey

Boy Advice!!!

Hi Guys!
Today I am doing the most requested post EVER. Yes, we all go through it, we all have to deal with it, boy drama. I'll be sharing with you some of my tips to deal with drama, and break out of your shell so that cute boy in your math class will FINALLY notice you. Hope you enjoy! If you have any specific questions that I don't cover, write me an email and I'll answer it in a Dear Audrey post. (

1. When you break up with someone, it takes as short as half the time you were together to as long as twice the time you were together. Don't expect to be one of those girls who is just fine with every breakup she's ever been through. Truth is, it's going to hurt. Go get yourself some ice cream and a good movie and cry for a day or two.

2. If you are younger that sixteen or seventeen and you are going through boy drama, just remember that you are not going to marry the guy. Chances are, although you may hate to hear it, you'll probably never see him after you graduate high school and move off to collage. It's not the end of the world if it explodes in your face if you remember that it will all be over after you graduate.

3. Don't be afraid to talk to the guy. If he doesn't know that you exist, chances are that he won't ever like you back. Be confident, be yourself, and walk up to him and say hi. It might be hard but in the end, I PROMISE that it will be worth it.

4. Go MIA on Facebook/ Twitter etc. Yes, I've done it too, coming up with cute posts just in case he sees them, whose idea was that anyways? Not posting at all will bring out his inner gentleman and a good guy will reach out to you to see if you are okay. This works with all social media sites, and even texting. It will make him curious if you just go poof for a little while. This is also a great way to see if a guy likes you. 

5. Be Confident!! There is nothing more attractive than confidence, I can GUARANTEE!!! You just need to step out of your shell and he will suddenly be wondering what happened to the girl in the corner and where the adorable girl in the center of the crowd came from.

6. Be positive. Even if it seems like you've just been falling for jerk after jerk, try to stay positive. Focus on yourself and being happy and the right guy will totally notice.

7. Trust your BGF. Before you dig deep into the guy that you've been crushing on, ask your best guy friends if he is okay to go for. Usually if they say to stay away, they mean it. 

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Math Homework, Clara and Cassi's Blogs, and Weird Schedules (ADD #28)

Hi Guys!
I needed a break from math homework so I decided to update you guys on my extremely boring life. I have to retake a midterm tomorrow and I am NOT looking forward to it. At my school, we have to fix what we got wrong and then retake the test so it takes FOREVER!! I would much rather work on my English Project. We just read Romeo and Juliet so for my project, I am creating Juliet's school notebook. I went over to  Clara's house this morning because we didn't have class until 12:30 because the ACT was going on. (I love the ACT!) We wrote notes from Paris to Juliet, diary entries, school notes, etc. I am really excited to see how it turns out.

Also while I was over at Clara's, I convinced her to make a blog!!! It is Cassi also got one recently. It is Today at school, the Juniors took the ACT so the rest of school had an assembly at 10 and class didn't start until 12:30. So, instead of doing homework like a good student, I went over to Clara's and we talked about my quite attractive neighbor (more details to come, comment down below), worked on my project, and blogged. Yes, It's a good life.  <3/ Audrey

Nail Polish Review: Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure

Hi Guys!
You seem to really enjoy nail polish reviews so I thought that I would bring you another one today. Today, I'll be reviewing the Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure Nail Polish. The one shown to your left is in the shade all fired up. I really love this nail polish because it doesn't chip, like at all. Especially with the lighter colors, I've been noticing that it fades instead of chips.

I also really love the brush that this polish has. It is really wide so it is super easy to paint your nails fast. On the downside, this polish does take a little while to dry. It isn't the most fast drying polish so you want to make sure to let the layers dry completely before you put on a second coat.

I hope that this was helpful and I'll talk to you later!
<3/ Audrey

(by the way, this polish is on super sale at right now so go check it out!!)

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Saturday, March 1, 2014

How to Enhance Your Eye Color

Use liner or eye shadow with an angled brush to bring out the color of your eyes. You could either go with the same color as your eyes, or you could go bold and compliment your eye color using a complimentary shade of eye shadow or liner. Orange looks great with blue eyes, Purple looks great with green eyes, and green looks awesome with brown or hazel eyes.

Hope that these tips were helpful!
<3/ Audrey